She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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