tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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