dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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