called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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