just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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