Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
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