just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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