She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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