so that wasnt chicken after all
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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