i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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