I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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