alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
You ate ashes out of my bong
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
