But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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