i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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