so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
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