is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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