i think my mom watched the whole time
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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