The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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