no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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