I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
