He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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