Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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