That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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