Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I DEMAND FORESKIN
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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