hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
Randomize
