I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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