Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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