Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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