you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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