with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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