its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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