found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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