Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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