He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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