I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
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