i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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