I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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