just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
