Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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