You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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