let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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