apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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