The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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