Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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