He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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