Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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