do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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