i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
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okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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