I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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