her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
i will never coherently bang her
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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