Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
The power of my boobs compel you
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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