rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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