i permit you to call me
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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