he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
Randomize