Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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