can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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