sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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