my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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